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Here's a really free market
Adam Tritt knew he was on the right track when the person on the stool next to him at Mainstreet Pub asked him if he had heard about that great new free market coming up in Melbourne.
Not only had Tritt heard about, he was the one organizing it.
"When someone sitting next to you at a bar tells you it's a great idea, you know it's catching on," said Tritt, who operates The Wellness Center in Palm Bay.
Tritt is at the helm of the Really, Really Free Market of Melbourne and Palm Bay, an event intent on proving wrong the old adage that "nothing in life is free."
In fact, everything at the monthly market will be free.
Like participants at a potluck supper, everyone brings something and leaves satisfied -- or at least that's the goal. There's no money exchanged or even bartering.
"It basically targets everyone, from people who need stuff to people who want to trade stuff or just give stuff," said Shelley Daum, Tritt's colleague at the Wellness Center who will provide clothing patchwork at the market. "It's for everyone."
The Really, Really Free Market movement began in Miami and Raleigh, N.C., in 2004, and has spread throughout the United States. From San Francisco to Dayton, Ohio, to Minneapolis, Minn., and Washington, D.C., participants share both goods and services during the informal get-togethers.
The idea of giving stuff away is not new.
Freecycle.org has for years been sharing free stuff online, including at public events in Brevard County starting more than four years ago. The Web site lists Melbourne, Cocoa-Meritt Island and Titusville as having Freecycle groups.
"Free stores," places where patrons can select from the free "stock," are common in the Netherlands and Germany, and some U.S. colleges run versions of these shops. In some New England towns, unwanted items with life still left in them are placed at swap-sheds near local landfills, where anyone can take them.Even the Big Apple of capitalism, New York, hosted a free store of sorts in, of all places, the Financial District. New York's temporary "Free Store" on Nassau Street was conceived as a participatory art experience and ran for a limited time before closing last month.